A: Our toaster is a toaster, but not just any toaster. It's a toaster that can travel through time, popping up in different eras with a fresh batch of perfectly toasted bread.
Q: Why would I want to travel through time with a toaster?
A: Think about it: you can witness the rise and fall of civilizations, see the birth of the wheel, and maybe even meet your great-great-grandfather (if you're into that sort of thing).
A: We've tested it on a few unsuspecting interns, and they've all come back with a healthy appreciation for artisanal bread and a faint sense of déjà vu.
A: We're still figuring out the whole "pet-toaster" thing, but we're pretty sure your cat will love the novelty of being toasted in 14th century France.
Ready to start your time-traveling toaster adventure? Apply now and get ready for the most epic bread-related experience of your life.
Disclaimer: Not actually responsible for any historical inaccuracies or burnt toast.