Time Zone Translations

Are you lost in the timestream? Do you find yourself wondering what time it is where?

Look no further! Our time zone translation service is here to help you figure it out.

Or maybe you're just feeling a little bit of time zone confusion? In that case, let us help you out with our time zone conversion chart:

Time Zone UTC Offset
CST -6
PST -8
RJT -2
Ask the Time Zone Master
CST (Central Standard Time Zone)

CST (Central Standard Time Zone)

CST is the time zone where the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, but only on Tuesdays.

But seriously, Central Standard Time Zone is UTC-6, which means it is 6 hours behind UTC.

It's a time zone that's just right for people who like to sleep in, but not too right for those who like to rise and shine.

Time Zone Tales of CST
PST (Pacific Standard Time Zone)

PST (Pacific Standard Time Zone)

PST is the time zone where the sun rises over the Pacific Ocean, which is actually just the sun shining through the windows of a never-ending Starbucks.

It's a time zone that's just right for people who like to surf, but not too right for those who like to sleep past 6am.

PST is where the cool kids play
RJT (Rio de Janeiro Time Zone)

RJT (Rio de Janeiro Time Zone)

RJT is the time zone where the sun always shines, but only on Tuesdays.

It's a time zone that's just right for samba dancers, but not too right for those who get carpal tunnel syndrome from all the Carnival dancing.

RJT is full of tales
Ask the Time Zone Master

Ask the Time Zone Master

Do you have questions about the timestream?

Ask me, the Time Zone Master, and I'll do my best to answer you.

Or maybe you'd rather ask someone else?

Like the Time Zone Oracle, who lives in a cave on the moon.

Visit the Time Zone Oracle

Time Zone Oracle

Time Zone Oracle

The Time Zone Oracle lives on the moon in a cave of pure white silence.

It's a mystical place where time has no meaning, but the Oracle still has a clock that always says 3:14.

Ask me, the Oracle, and I'll give you the time, or maybe not.

Or maybe you'd rather just take a selfie with me, the Oracle?

I'll be here, on the moon, forever.

Take a selfie with the Oracle

Time Zone Oracle Selfies

Time Zone Oracle Selfies

Take a selfie with me, the Time Zone Oracle, and we'll see if we can make it go viral.

We'll use our special space-time continuum camera to capture the perfect shot.

Or maybe you'd rather just take a selfie with a time-traveling pineapple?

We have one right here, just for you.

Pineapple selfie time!

Time Zone Oracle Pineapple Selfie

Time Zone Oracle Pineapple Selfie

Take a selfie with a time-traveling pineapple and we'll send it to the Time Zone Master.

The Time Zone Master will love it!

Or maybe you'd rather just eat the pineapple?

We have plenty of time-traveling pineapples right here, just for you.

Pineapple Tacos, anyone?

Pineapple Tacos

Pineapple Tacos

Tacos with pineapple are the perfect food for the time-traveling pineapple lover in your life.

We have a secret recipe that's out of this world.

Or maybe you'd rather just eat a taco with the time zone master?

We'll make sure to have plenty of time-traveling pineapple on hand.

Taco 'bout time travel!

Taco Time Travel

Taco Time Travel

Time travel with tacos, because why not?

We'll take you on a journey through the ages, one taco at a time.

Or maybe you'd rather just stay here and eat a taco?

We have plenty of time-traveling tacos right here, just for you.

Taco Traveling Taco Standards

Taco Traveling Taco Standards

Taco Traveling Taco Standards

Taco standards are the new time travel standards.

We'll have you traveling through the ages, one taco at a time.

Or maybe you'd rather just eat a taco with the time zone master?

We have plenty of time-traveling tacos right here, just for you.

Taco Party Time!

Taco Traveling Taco Party

Taco Traveling Taco Party

Join us for a party that's out of this world!

We'll have tacos, time travel, and tunes to go around.

Or maybe you'd rather just eat a taco with the time zone master?

We have plenty of time-traveling tacos right here, just for you.

Taco Time Traveling Masterpiece!

Taco Traveling Taco Masterpiece

Taco Traveling Taco Masterpiece

A masterpiece of tacos, time-traveling and delicious!

We'll have you traveling through the ages, one taco at a time.

Or maybe you'd rather just eat a taco with the pineapple time zone oracle?

We have plenty of time-traveling pineapples right here, just for you.

Taco Time Traveling Pineapple Oracle!

Taco Traveling Taco Pineapple Oracle

Taco Traveling Taco Pineapple Oracle

The pineapple taco oracle has spoken!

We'll have you traveling through the ages, one taco at a time.

Or maybe you'd rather just take a taco and go?

We have a time-traveling taco just for you.

Taco Time Traveling Adventure!

Taco Traveling Taco Adventure

Taco Traveling Taco Adventure

Join us on a taco-filled adventure through time!

We'll have you traveling through the ages, one taco at a time.

Or maybe you'd rather just eat a taco with the time zone master?

We have a time-traveling taco just for you.

Taco Time Traveling Masterpiece Again!

Taco Traveling Taco Masterpiece Again

Taco Traveling Taco Masterpiece Again

A masterpiece of tacos, time-traveling and delicious, again!

We'll have you traveling through the ages, one taco at a time.

Or maybe you'd rather just eat a taco with the pineapple time zone oracle?

We have plenty of time-traveling pineapples right here, just for you.

Taco Time Traveling Pineapple Oracle Again!