Time Traveler's Calendar

The Most Important Events in the History of the Universe

Warning: Time Traveler, be prepared to have your mind shattered by the sheer magnitude of historic events.

• First Dawn of Time (4.6 Billion BCE)
• Rome Burns (1061 CE)
• King Arnold Tries to be Cool (1350 CE)
• Most Interesting Haircut (1450 CE)
• Robot Uprising of 2087 (2087 CE)