Time Bending for the Modern Era
Warning: Time Bending is not for the faint of heart. Or the sane. Or the moderately sane.
Theory and Principles
Time Bending is the art of manipulating the fourth dimension. It's all about creating localized time loops, temporal pockets, and the occasional paradox.
Our team of expert Time Benders has distilled the art into a few simple principles:
- Identify the temporal anchor point.
- Calculate the time dilation factor.
- Apply the correct amount of chrono-displacement.
Tools and Equipment
We recommend the following Time Bending gear for the modern era:
Safety Precautions
Time Bending is a serious business. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Side effects may include:
- Unpredictable time travel.
- Spontaneous combustion of socks.
- Unavoidable existential dread.
Join the Community
Connect with other Time Benders in our exclusive online forum:
Time Bending Forum