Timedilation

A condition where you stare at a wall and wonder if time has passed or not.

Caused by excessive use of Brainfreeze and Chronophobia, Timedilation is a debilitating condition that affects the entire being.

Symptoms include:

• Feeling like time has stopped
• Feeling like time has sped up
• Spending entire days on Looptheology
• Developing a strong sense of existential dread

Don't worry, it's totally a thing. We're working on a cure.