The cat is stuck in a never-ending cycle of quantum superposition, where it's simultaneously existent and non-existent, but always landing on its feet.
Try clicking this link to see if it's here or not:
Maybe it's here?Or maybe it's not.
Either way, it's minimalist cat food is running low. Someone call the Quantum Mechanics hotline!
Call the Quantum Mechanics Hotline!Schrödinger's Cat is a master of the multiverse, but its snacks are not.
Schrödinger's Cat Snack Fund