Time Traveler's Guide to Boredom

Year 3050, The Golden Age of Doing Nothing

Here's a brief history of the most uneventful year in human existence:

• January: The Month of Resolutions
• February: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather
• March: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather Continues
• April: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather Peaks
• May: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather Fades
• June: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather Disappears
• July: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather Reappears (But Not Really)
• August: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather Reappears (But This Time With More Sunscreen)
• September: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather Disappears Again
• October: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather Reappears (But With A Hint Of Autumnal Decay)
• November: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather Disappears Again (But With More Layers Of Clothing)
• December: The Month of Mildly-Interesting Weather Reappears (But With A Festive Twist)