Galactic Timeline Reports

Here are some highlights from our extensive archives of intergalactic events.

Year 3000 BCE:

First contact with alien species Xarxian.
Xarxians attempt to communicate using interpretive dance.

Year 1000 CE:

The Great Space Farting Incident of Andromeda-4.
Mass migration of sentient starbeings to the planet Zorgon.

Year 3000 CE:

Discovery of the Cosmic Pancake Recipe.
The rise of the Pancake Empire and the subsequent war over syrup distribution.

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