Time Warper's Map

Welcome to the chrono-discrepancy map, a visual representation of the space-time continuum's most egregious errors.

Discrepancy 1:

This is where the space-time vortex that was supposed to be a gentle, swirling motion turned into a sentient, malevolent entity that demanded snacks.

Caused by: Overuse of the microwave.

Location: The Kitchen of Doom, Dimension 4321

Time Warper's note: We're still working on fixing this one.