In the year 3000, humanity finally achieved true time travel. The first recorded time traveler was a man named Bob, who traveled back to the age of the dinosaurs to see if he could get a decent Wi-Fi signal.
Unfortunately, his journey was cut short when he accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor in front of a T-Rex. The creature, mistaking him for a snack, devoured Bob whole.
The incident was later immortalized in the Time Traveler's Hall of Fame, where Bob's achievement is still celebrated with an annual "Stuck in the Stone Age" ceremony.
| Event | Year | Outcome |
| The Great Fire of London | 1666 | Burnt down the city, but at least they had good pizza |
| The Moon Landing | 1969 | One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind (but also a lot of paperwork) |
Learn more about time travel safety and how to avoid getting stuck in the past.