**Warning: Time Warping is a serious business. Do not attempt to travel through time without proper training and equipment.**
Our team of expert time travelers has compiled a list of best practices to help you navigate the timestream with confidence and style.
1. Avoid the Grandfather Clause: Don't mess with events that have already happened. It's just not worth it.
2. Paradoxes are the Worst: Don't create a paradox. Seriously, just don't.
3. Time Dilation Safety First: When time traveling, always prioritize a steady heart rate.
4. Prevent Butterfly Effects: Don't mess with the past. It's just not worth the paperwork.
5. Emergency Time Warping Procedures: Know the drill. Always have a plan for when things go south.