Time Warp Methods

Timey-Wimey Tricks of the Trade

Time Loop: The Classic

This is the most straightforward method, folks. Simply loop back to a single moment in time, reliving the same instant over and over. Great for practicing golf swings or getting the last drop of soda from a 2-liter.

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Chrono-Fold: The Folding Technique

This method involves folding the fabric of space-time, creating a localized pocket dimension where you can exist outside of the timestream. Useful for escaping awkward family gatherings or sneaking away from a bad haircut.

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Timey-Wimey: The Displacement Method

This advanced technique involves displacing a localized area of space-time, creating a miniature time pocket for safekeeping. Ideal for hiding from the law or sneaking up on your enemies.

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