A temporal loop is a paradox that's so self-sustaining, it's like trying to fold a fitted sheet while simultaneously staring into the abyss.
Our team of expert chrono-surgeons has developed the Paradoxical Looping Method, a technique so complex, it's almost... not complex.
By creating a closed timelike curve, we're essentially creating a temporal feedback loop that's as confusing as a Möbius strip.
But don't worry, our patented process has been thoroughly tested on unsuspecting volunteers and has yielded results that are... not exactly what you'd expect.
Learn more about the Terminus Point of the Loop, or Explore the Oscillations of the Timeline.