Relativity Surfing 101: The Ultimate Guide to Time Travel
Welcome, temporal tourists! In this tutorial, we'll cover the basics of relativity surfing, a discipline that requires a deep understanding of time dilation, time contraction, and the art of navigating the timestream.
Δt = γ \* (1 + 1/γ^2) \* Δx
Note: This is not actual math, but rather a cleverly disguised equation to make you look smart.
Surfing Safety: Avoiding the Grandfather Paradox
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Time-Space Sickness: The Risks of Chronic Time Travel
Don't say we didn't warn you: time surfing can be hazardous to your health. Make sure to pack snacks and a sense of humor before embarking on your journey through the timestream.
Start surfing today! (Or, you know, maybe not.)