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Welcome, young surfer, to the wild world of Relativity Surfing! This is where the waves are, and the time is always relative.
First off, let's talk about the basics:
Don't get lost in the timestream? No worries! Our Timestream Map will guide you through the currents of time.
Ready to take your skills to the next level? Check out our Time Dilation Hacks page for advanced techniques.
Disclaimer: Relativity Surfing is a highly experimental and potentially hazardous activity. Do not attempt without proper training and equipment. Or, you know, just go ahead and surf that black hole.