Time Loops 2.2: A Primer
Warning: Do Not Attempt to Read this Document While Traveling Through Time. Seriously, Don't. It's a Thing.
What is Time Loops 2.2?
A time loop, in theory, occurs when a person becomes stuck in a never-ending cycle of events that repeat themselves ad infinitum. In practice, it's when you realize you've been reading this document for the last 5 minutes.
Methods of Time Loops
- Temporal Resonance: The art of tuning into the exact frequency of a time loop, allowing you to ride its waves like a cosmic surfer.
- Chrono-Regression: A technique where you relive the same moment over and over, trying to remember what you forgot, but mostly just remembering that you forgot.
- Loop-de-Loop: The most advanced time-looping method, where you're stuck in a series of increasingly smaller loops within loops, like a recursive Matryoshka doll.
- The Never-Ending Coffee Cup: A special case of time loop that's not really a loop at all, but more like a perpetual state of being stuck in line at the coffee shop.