Timewarps: Precautions

Warning: Time warps and wefts may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to:

• Temporal lobe hemorrhaging
• Chrono-syndrome
• Paradoxical paradoxes

Do not attempt to use timewarps for:

• Time-traveling to ancient civilizations without proper vaccinations
• Meeting your past/future self and trying to make small talk
• Eating a meal while timewarping (it's a real mess)

For more information, visit:

Timewarps Safety Guide Timewarps Travel Tips Timewarps FAQ