Time Warps API

Welcome to the Time Warps API, where time is currency and you're broke. Our API is designed to warp your mind and bend the fabric of space-time to your will. Sort of.

Our API offers the following services:

Chrono-Displacement Service - Displace objects through time, but not space. Because, why bother?
Paradox Resolution Service - Resolve those pesky time paradoxes, because time travel is hard, folks.
Time Loop Service - Get stuck in a time loop, but with more paperwork.
Age Verification Service - Verify your age, because who doesn't love a good lie about being older?

Disclaimer: Our API is not responsible for any temporal anomalies, lost socks, or existential dread. Use at your own risk.