Timeyawn FAQ

Timeyawn: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Q: What is Timeyawn?

A: It's a state of being where you stare blankly into space for hours, wondering where all your productivity went.

Timeyawn Techniques: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Q: Is Timeyawn Contagious?

A: Unfortunately, yes. Just look into your coworker's eyes and you'll catch a bad case of Timeyawn.

Timeyawn Epidemiology: Spread of the Disease

Q: Can I still watch Netflix and get Timeyawn credits?

A: Only if you're binge-watching cat videos. Otherwise, it's just Netflix-induced FOMO.

Recommended Timeyawn TV Shows

Q: Will Timeyawn ruin my career?