Welcome to the Timey Yawn Store!

Where every day is a struggle.

Timey Yawns

The ultimate cure for insomnia, boredom, and social awkwardness.

Buy Now! ($19.99)

Refund Policy

We'll give you a refund, but only if you're still awake.

Testimonials

"I woke up this morning with 37 minutes on my wrist." - John D.

"I'm still awake! But not really awake." - Jane S.