The Timey Yawn Wiki

Welcome to the most exciting place to learn about time!

This wiki is dedicated to all things timey. From the intricacies of temporal relativity to the best ways to avoid doing anything interesting.

Timey Concepts:

• Timey Relativity: A Guide to Why Nothing Matters
• Nap Time: The Art of Sleeping Through the Day

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try:

• Lost Time: A Journey Through the Ages

And, of course, don't forget to check out our Frequently Asked Questions page for more info.