Timezone Proposal DST FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is DST prophets?

A: We're not prophets, we're just really, really early risers. Our clocks just get a little extra lovin' care and attention during the spring.

Q: Why do we need DST?

A: Because our ancestors were secretly all about the drama, and what's more drama than watching the sun set at 4:47 PM? It's a real nail-biter!

Q: What about the health effects?

A: Don't @ me, but our research says it's all good. We're basically superhuman now. Ask our clock prophets, uh, I mean, clock enthusiasts.