The Standard Timezone Proposal
By popular demand, we've created a new time zone for the masses.
Why UTC-7.5?
Because, honestly, who doesn't love a good half-hour headache in the morning?
Our proposal includes:
- Half-hourly time increments, because who needs seconds?
- A 30-minute overlap with the neighboring timezone, for that extra bit of chaos in your schedule.
- A timezone that's 7.5 hours behind the rest of the world, because who needs to be on time, anyway?
Subzones:
We've created subzones for the more adventurous types.