CERTIFICATIONS OF UNIMAGINABLE PROPORTIONS: Level 1 You have been certified in the art of doing it, but not actually doing it.

Congratulations, you have reached new heights of ineptitude! You've managed to complete Level 1 of the Certifications of Unimaginable Proportions program.

Here are your certifying details:

Certification Name: "The Art of Half-Doing"

Certification Description: "Congratulations, you can start something and not finish it. You can make a plan, but forget to follow it. You can dream of success, but never actually achieve it."

Subcertification: Certification of Unfinished Business