Arriving late is a complex phenomenon that involves the intersection of temporal mechanics, spatial awareness, and the human propensity for procrastination.
Let's break it down:
- The TARDIS (Temporal Arrival Radius Displacement Index) measures the distance between your expected arrival time and the actual arrival time. TARDIS = |EAT - AAT|
- The SLIP (Situational Latecomer Index of Procrastination) calculates the probability of being late due to external factors. SLIP = (EAT * (1 - (EAT / AAT))^3) / (1 + (EAT / AAT)^2)
- The BLAT (Bureaucratic Late Arrival Threshold) determines the minimum acceptable arrival time based on your social status, job title, and caffeine consumption. BLAT = (EAT + (0.5 * (EAT / 60))) / 2
For a comprehensive analysis of these metrics, please refer to our TARDIS Simulation
For further reading, visit The Philosophy of Late Arrivals