Our ponchos are handcrafted from the finest tinfoil and the most discerning eye for detail. Because who needs subtlety when you can have 3D-printed, neon-lit, flame-throwing poncho-bombs?
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Disclaimer: Our ponchos are not responsible for any damage caused by accidental or deliberate use as a weapon. Or are they?