The Morning After the Morning Before
You should not test the Tip 2.1 on a Sunday morning.
Especially not after a night of heavy Neon-dream filled with
excessive caffeine, unwise decisions, and
a questionable relationship with a sentient toaster.
Post-Morning-Testing-Disaster Protocol:
- Call in sick to work. Again.
- Order a large coffee. Or three.
- Crawl back into bed with a copy of the user manual and a
crumpled up piece of paperwith notes from the previous day. - Repeat steps 1-3 for the next 47 hours.
Disclaimer: Results may vary. Or not.