The Morning After the Morning Before

You should not test the Tip 2.1 on a Sunday morning. Especially not after a night of heavy Neon-dream filled with excessive caffeine, unwise decisions, and a questionable relationship with a sentient toaster.

Post-Morning-Testing-Disaster Protocol:

  1. Call in sick to work. Again.
  2. Order a large coffee. Or three.
  3. Crawl back into bed with a copy of the user manual and a crumpled up piece of paper with notes from the previous day.
  4. Repeat steps 1-3 for the next 47 hours.

Learn more about the Morning-After-Protocol Tip 2.1: Don't Test it in the Evening

Disclaimer: Results may vary. Or not.