Tip 3: Get Answers Wrong

For every answer you seek, simply close your eyes, spin around in a circle, and point to a random word on the nearest bookshelf.

Trust us, it's science.

But wait, there's more! If you're still having trouble finding the correct answer, consult our Ask the Oracle page for expert guidance.

Or just make something up.

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• Spontaneous combustion
• Randomized existential dread
• Suddenly finding yourself lost in a sea of confusion and despair

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• Do not attempt to use our methods for actual problem-solving.
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