Tips for the Incompetent

Tip #1: Use a map, not a compass, to navigate. It’s not like it’ll get you lost or anything.

Overthinking It: A Guide for when you’re stuck.

Tip #2: Don’t bother with a recipe. Just wing it. You’ll be fine.

Winging It is a proven strategy.

Tip #3: If it’s broken, just shout "I meant to do that!" and walk away.

Or, you know, just call the manufacturer’s customer support. They might be nice.

Manufacturer Support: Because Adults Are Always Available

Tip #4: When in doubt, consult the manual. Or, you know, just make it up as you go.

Reading the Manual is for suckers.

Tip #5: Practice, practice, practice! Unless you’re trying to fix the toaster. In that case, just Google it.

Fixing the Toaster is an art form.

Tip #6: If it’s still not working, call a professional. Unless you’re trying to fix the toaster. In that case, just give up.

Calling a Professional is for amateurs.