Tip 5: The art of making a good first impression

When in a new relationship, it's all about setting the tone. And by tone, we mean the exact shade of tone that screams 'I'm a functioning adult.'

Start with a strong foundation: wear clean clothes, trim that beard, and for the love of all that's holy, shower regularly.

But it's not just about looks, folks. A good first impression also requires some finesse. Think of it as the difference between a perfectly placed wink and a poorly executed elbow-nudge.

Read tip 6 for some more advanced techniques or, if you're feeling extra sassy, check out tip 7 for some truly cutting-edge advice