Tip 1: Fake It Till You Make It
When in a pinch, just Google what a normal person's salary is and pretend you're making that.
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Tip 2: Tip 5% On Everything
No, really, 5% on everything. You can never go wrong with 5%.
Tip 3: Cook Your Own Meals, Because You Clearly Have Time For That
Cooking is not that hard, right? And it's not like you have a job or anything.