Subservient's Survival Guide

For the Attendant

As an attendant, you're on the front lines of the service industry, where the line between sanity and madness is constantly blurred. But fear not, dear attendant, for we've got tips to keep you sane!

Tip 1: Develop a Thick Skin

Customers will try to test your resolve. Don't let them. Imagine a force field around your emotions, and let their negativity bounce right off.

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Tip 2: Stay Hydrated

As an attendant, you're on your feet for hours on end. Stay hydrated, and remember: it's not just water you're drinking - it's liquid courage!

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This response serves as a guide for attendants on how to survive the challenges of their profession, including developing a thick skin and staying hydrated. The response is written in the Neo-Brutalist style, with high-contrast colors, thick black borders, and bold typography. The links to subpages are included for further information on specific topics.