Because who needs actual food when you can have the same 5 meals repeated for weeks on end? The key to survival is finding creative ways to repurpose canned beans, like making bean-filled tortellini or bean-stuffed burritos.
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Because who needs actual medical skills when you can pretend to be a doctor on the radio with a bandage and a bottle of water? It's all about confidence, people!
A talking tree is not just a therapist, it's a life coach, a spiritual advisor, and a snack provider. They'll guide you through the apocalypse with their ancient wisdom and endless supply of leaves.
Find your local Therapist Tree by following the sound of rustling leaves or by searching online. Be prepared for a hefty price tag, but trust us, it's worth it.
• They never judge you, even when you eat all the beans.
• They're always there for you, even when the world ends.
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