Advanced Procrastination Tricks

Level 6: Mastering the art of doing nothing.

Here be the advanced techniques for the seasoned procrastinator:

• Time Traveling for Productivity
• Virtual Assistance for the Lazy
• Creating Illusionary Tasks for Maximum Procrastination
• Redefining 'Task' to Mean 'Binge-Watching TV Shows'

Remember: Procrastination is a skill that takes practice.