Procrastination Tool 3: The Ultimate Productivity Sapper

Warning: This tool is not responsible for actual productivity.

Use the following techniques to avoid doing real work:

1. The Classic Binge-Watching Method

Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting, while simultaneously browsing Reddit for "inspiration".

Marathon a Season

2. The Social Media Slog

Post an endless stream of witty remarks and cat photos on social media, while pretending to be "networking" and "building your personal brand".

Slog Away

3. The "Research" Rabbit Hole

Read an endless stream of Wikipedia articles and academic papers on a subject that has absolutely no relation to your actual work.

Fall Down the Hole

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