Advanced Tricks

Subpage 3: The Art of Procrastination

Warning: The following techniques are highly addictive and may cause permanent damage to your productivity.

• Master the art of staring at walls for hours.
• Practice the ancient art of finding creative ways to reorganize your sock drawer.
• Develop a keen sense of hearing in your fingers, allowing you to detect the slightest hint of a deadline approaching.

Subpages:

• Subpage 4: The Science of Doing Nothing
• Subpage 2: The Lost Art of Extreme Prolonging

Remember, it's all about the journey, not the destination.