Welcome to the majestic kingdom of Tissue Packet Swan, where the air is thick with the stench of stale air and the sound of sobs.
Our majestic ruler, Queen Kleenex, demands absolute fealty from all who enter her realm. She rules with an iron fist and a never-ending supply of used tissues.
But don't let that scare you off! Our kingdom offers the best views in the land: of discarded trash and overflowing garbage bags.
Want to know more about our illustrious ruler, Queen Kleenex? Click here for the full story!
Or perhaps you're more interested in our esteemed Ministry of Tissue Regulation? Click here for that!
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