Tissue-Packet Tornadoes: The Unrelenting Storm
A phenomenon so real, you can practically see it from space
It's not just a myth, it's not just a rumor, it's a tissue-packet tornado of unpredictable fury.
Causes:
- A freak combination of humidity and desperation
- Uncontrollable sniffling
- Excessive use of nasal decongestants
What you should do:
- Stay calm, and try not to cry
- Avoid tissue-packet first aid
- Call a tissue-packet emergency hotline
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