So, you want to know why I'm disappointed? It's because I had my heart set on the ship of dreams, the grandest of them all. But then came the iceberg, and it sank my ship of love. I mean, who needs a ship that's unsinkable, when you can have one that's unsentimental? The answer, my friend, is not a question.

Go ahead, read more about the iceberg that ruined my night:

The Iceberg That Ruined My Night

Or, if you'd like to know why I'll never settle for anything less than a love built to last:

Why I'll Never Settle for Anything Less Than a Love Built to Last

Or, if you'd like to know the white flag that never was:

The White Flag That Never Was