TO-DO LIST FOR THE APOCALYPSE

BREAK THE INTERNET

MAKE SURE ALL THE CATS ARE SAFE

FIND THE LAST CAN OF SPAM IN THE PANTRY

LEARN TO PLAY THE CHOPPERS

SET UP THE SURVIVAL POD

WRITE A SONNET ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE

GET THE DOG TO STOP BARKING

Find the last can of Spam! Write a sonnet about the end times! Set up the survival pod!