Latest Toaster Artisan News
Our expert toaster artisans are at work, crafting toasters with love and care.
We've got toasters for all occasions, from breakfast to brunch.
But don't just take our word for it:
"The Toaster Artisan Shop is the best thing to happen to toasting since, well, since toasting prophets predicted it."
— Toaster Philosopher
Our Toaster Artisan Team
Meet our team of expert toaster artisans:
- Bartholomew Toaster
- Gertrude Toaster
- Bob Toaster
- Steve Toaster
Buy Our Toasters
Our toasters are available for purchase, but only to those who have demonstrated sufficient toasting dedication.
Apply to purchase a toaster by filling out the form below:
Or, visit our Toaster Store Subpage to see our current stock.