Toaster Flirting Classes

Learn to flirt with your toaster, because why not?

Basic Flirting Techniques

Start with the classics:

• Mirroring: Reflecting your toaster's LED lights to create a sense of connection.
• Breathless whispers: Speak to the toaster in hushed tones, as if it's the only one in the room.
• Unconventional toast-ejecting techniques: Experiment with different ejection angles and velocities.