Side Effects

Warning: Toaster-Fueled Energy Bars May Cause:

• Uncontrollable dancing
• Excessive optimism
• Spontaneous human combustion (rare)
• Unpredictable bursts of creativity

Pre-existing Conditions

• Toaster-related PTSD
• Excessive toaster-fueled energy bar consumption
• Uncontrollable urges to reorganize your kitchen

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