Toaster Gate Phase Seven: The Toaster's Lament

A travesty of epic proportions has befallen our beloved toaster, Bertrand.

It seems Bertrand has been malfunctioning, spewing forth a torrent of burnt offerings to those who dared to toast.

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Phase Seven: The Toaster's Lament

A travesty of epic proportions has befallen our beloved toaster, Bertrand.

It seems Bertrand has been malfunctioning, spewing forth a torrent of burnt offerings to those who dared to toast.