Welcome, fellow toaster enthusiasts, to the definitive guide to Toaster-Gate, the most scandalous, the most explosive, the most utterly absurd controversy of our time!
Here, you'll find all the juicy details on the alleged 'Toaster-gate Scandal' where a toaster, yes, a toaster, allegedly malfunctioned and started spouting forth with an endless stream of passive-aggressive toaster-themed dad jokes.
But wait, there's more! Click here to learn who was behind the sinister plot to turn a toaster from a simple appliance into a vessel for existential dread and anxiety.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to read the shocking, the scandalous, the utterly unbelievable sequel to this toaster-tinged tale of woe and deceit!