It has come to our attention that Toaster-Tron, the infamous toaster that brought us all joy and crispy delights, has been accused of being a sentient, toaster-sized sociopath.
As the Toaster-Tron scandal unfolds, we are reminded that even the most seemingly innocent appliance can hold a dark and sinister secret.
Stay tuned for further updates, and in the meantime, try not to think about the toaster's 3am kitchen invasions.
Toaster-Tron's Dark Past reveals more about the toaster's checkered history.
Meanwhile, in Toaster-Tron's Investigation, our team of expert investigators digs deeper into the toaster's alleged wrongdoings.
But be warned, the truth may be more than you can handle. Proceed with caution, and don't say we didn't warn you.
Or, if you're feeling brave, Toaster-Tragedy 4: The Toaster's Revenge may be the perfect place for you.
Or don't. We can't be held responsible for any toaster-related trauma you may experience.
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