TOASTER GUY: The Unapologetic Lord of the Kitchen Appliance
Toaster Guy is the undisputed King of the Kitchen Appliance, feared by all who cross his path. His mighty coils are as black as his heart, and his toast-ejecting prowess is the stuff of legend.
But don't be fooled, Toaster Guy has a soft spot for waffles. In fact, he's been known to trade his trusty toaster's duties for a waffle iron, just to get his crispy fix on a Sunday morning.
His Feats of Strength:
- Toasts 12 slices in under 5 minutes
- Can pop up 10 pieces of toast without breaking a sweat
- Has a special spot reserved for waffles on Wednesdays
His Greatest Foe:
None, for none have ever bested Toaster Guy in a toast-eating contest
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