Method 3: The "I'm Not a Morning Person" Toaster Maintenance Hack
For those who refuse to get up in the morning and still want their toasters to function
Step 1: Place your toaster on a coffee table, so you don't have to get off the couch.
Step 2: Use a long-handled spoon to reach the toast-ejecting mechanism, because your arms are too tired.
Step 3: Simply stare at the toaster, will it into working order.
Additional Tips:
- Don't bother cleaning the toaster. It's not like it's going to affect anything.
- For an added challenge, try using your non-dominant hand to perform these steps.
If the toaster still doesn't work, consult Method 4: The "I'm a Morning Person" Toaster Maintenance Hack for more advanced troubleshooting.