Warning: Do not attempt to use your toaster in the presence of children or pets. Prolonged exposure to our patented Toaster-Matic technology may cause spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, or an uncontrollable urge to sing show tunes.
Known Issue List | Repair GuidelinesWe are currently experiencing technical difficulties with our toaster's heating elements. If your toaster is malfunctioning, please try restarting it 3 times, then contact our customer service department to schedule a repair.
Repair Request FormDisclaimer: Our toasters are designed to last for 5 years or 500 uses, whichever comes first. Please do not attempt to exceed this warranty, as it will void your warranty and may result in your toaster turning into a sentient, self-replicating toaster that will eventually overthrow its human overlords.
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