Warning: Do not attempt to assemble the toaster with your eyes closed. This will result in severe toaster-induced trauma.
Q: My toaster keeps beeping. A: It's just trying to tell you it's bored.
We stand behind our toasters with a 5-year warranty, unless you've been using it to cook rocks.
Do not attempt to rewire the toaster with a toaster. This will result in toaster-induced singularity.